Friday, March 21, 2014

BBB: Episode 4

Guest Blogger: Bag

While Michal is in South Africa, I'll be blogging this episode and Moon will be blogging next week's.

First, some administrative business to take care of. Because Moon & Melissa failed to get their team name submitted in time, Michal gave me the excellent gift of choosing their name for them. While the possibilities would be endless if their team was poor, I found it hard to come up with a fitting name given that they drafted a good team and have a good shot to win. So, in order to hinder the legacy as much as I can, their team name is  . That is not a typo - their team name is the space character.

They will now join the ranks of other famous nameless entities, such as:



The Merge:
 
This week proved to be a big episode as the three tribes merged into two new tribes. The breakdown in relation to our pool was very interesting. Let's see who fared best in the minutes after the merge:

Orange: Aparri
Sarah (Brawn) (Sinkers and Floaters)
Spencer (Brains) (Sinkers and Floaters)
Morgan (Beauty) (Sinkers and Floaters)
Kass (Brains) (J'Tude)
Tasha (Brains) (Sinkers and Floaters)
Jeremiah (Beauty) (J'Tude)
Alexis (Beauty) (WooBrr)

Purple: Salana
Cliff (Brawn) ( )
LJ (Beauty) ( )
Tony (Brawn) (J'Tude)
Jefra (Beauty) (WooBrr)
Lindsey (Brawn) ( )
Woo (Brawn) (WooBrr)
Trish (Brawn) ( )

It was immediately clear that Sinkers and Floaters and   had all their eggs put in one basket. For Sinkers and Floaters, this could not have gone better. Beauty instantly started jumping ship on Aparri and if Sarah and/or Morgan can get picked up as allies for the Brains, Sinkers and Floaters has a great shot. If Brains pick up Jeremiah, J'Tude has hope. It will all depend on how their first tribal council goes down, but things are looking up for Sinkers and Floaters and/or J'Tude.

Things did not break as well for  . LJ got the shaft by drawing all of Brawn, less Sarah, and his only ally is Jefra. Despite having the idol, LJ will need to pull a move to stay in the game.

WooBrr was divided into the two new tribes as equally as you can divide three humans. Unfortunately, Woo is the only one in a majority group on the new tribes. The cold front is here to stay for WooBrr. 

Reward Challenge:
The challenge involved two people dragging an opposing team member holding on to a post for dear life across a line. Aparri jumped in front early after a tenacious performance from Tasha, but the brawn of Salana won out and the reward of breakfast pastries and beverages was theirs.

Immunity Challenge:
I was playing some CandyCrush during the challenge but I do recall a post they had to ram through a wall and then work through a maze. The first team to bang a gong won. You would think this would be a good challenge for Salana but Aparri came through with a team effort and won immunity, sending all of   to tribal and none of Sinkers and Floaters.

Tribal Council:
After a big back and forth, complete with CBS editing, the two possibilities to go home emerged as Cliff and LJ, both members of  . There was a clear choice of who everyone but   wished it was, but LJ did a brilliant job wooing the Boston cougar and was saved, did not have to play his idol, did not lose   any points, and has an equal alliance to the now fractured original Brawn. Cliff was ousted and became the first post-merge casualty.

Next week on, Survivor:
A line in the sand appears to be drawn between Lindsey and Trish. I am assuming that the Salana Six will be divided like so:
Salana A:
Lindsey
Tony
Woo

Salana B:
Trish
LJ
Jefra

Perhaps the idol will be played by LJ and a member of Salana A will go down, leaving   in a good spot with Trish and LJ working together.

If Aparri ends up going to tribal, it looks like the victim will be a dummy, as all the power seems to lie with Brains.

The Teams:

Moon & Melissa " ": 36 Points


1. LJ (12 Points)
2. Cliff (10 Points)
3. Trish (8 Points)
4. Lindsey (6 Points)


Bag & Andrea "Sinkers and Floaters": 25 Points

1. Sarah (9 Points)
2. Tasha (6 Points)
3. Spencer (6 Points)
4. Morgan (4 Points)


Michal & Ben "J'Tude": 23 Points

1. Jeremiah (8 Points)
2. Tony (6 Points)
3. Kass (6 Points)
4. J'Tia (3 Points)

Doug & Bri "WooBrr": 17 Points

1. Woo (8 Points)
2. Jefra (5 Points)

3. Alexis (4 Points)
4. Brice (0 Points) 


(I think the scoring is correct, but Michal will review it in case I messed it up.)

Power Rankings:

1.   - They lost Cliff and LJ was put in a dicey spot, but his chances greatly improved with his new ally Trish. LJ is smart and capable and he has the idol, but if LJ gets blind sided, this team will fall from grace. It was not a good episode for  .

2. Sinkers and Floaters - I think it is close between J'Tude and Sinkers but we have four people still and a couple more points. I also think the Spencer/Tasha/Kass alliance is very strong and we have two of the three members. If Sarah can join forces with Brains, I think we'd surpass   in the power rankings.

3. J'Tude - Things broke well for J'Tude but the dissension on Brawn is bad for Tony. If Brains take on Jeremiah,  and Tony stays in, J'Tude would be a contender. My problem with J'Tude is that I don't really see any winners of the game on this team.

4. WooBrr - Poor WooBrr. Nothing to write home about here. It's going to have to be a one Woo show and he just lost his big buddy Cliff. Maybe Jefra can ride LJ's coattails to some points but the temperature is dropping for WooBrr.

Douche of the Week:

My DoW is Woo for not participating at all in the reward challenge. I don't really think he's douchey, but WooBrr needs all the help they can get. 

6 comments:

Melissa said...

Nice guest blog, Zack. Thank you for your kindness and gentleness with naming us. Very Clever.

DoW = Trish. Why does she think that just because they're both from Boston they are automatically a match? Especially since she is 20 years his senior. Cliff was right, you have to keep emotion out of this game.

GnightMoon said...

Dude, Tony flipped on Lindsey and Woo and voted for Cliff. Lindsey & Woo are the next to go from that tribe.

Therefore, Tony DoW.

Doug said...

First, my comments on Moon and Melissa's team name:

I think Snaders is giving their team too much credit for a potential win. This early in the season and you are already making this decision based on them potentially being in the win record book? I agree they have a strong team, but I don't think they have this wrapped up enough to worry about that for their team name selection. Lots of other potential names out that that would provide proper punishment regardless of if they win or not...

Plus how annoying will it be to type and read in all of the posts from here on out.

My DoW vote is for Trish. She is acting crazy and demonstrated it audibly with her maniacal laugh about 3/4 through this episode. I think her and Tony will eventually get burned by this decision. The only thing I can think is that they are hoping Sarah and the rest of the Beauties on the other tribe will all form together with them come merge and they will be on easy street. But when you add those potential numbers together, Tony, Sarah, and Trish will be (3) against a potential reunited (5 or 4) for the beauties.

Tony and Trish are putting trust in the Beauties both for protection, and then hopefully for internal collapse. If this unlikely outcome isn't the basis for Tony and Trish's flip strategy, then I have no idea what it is that they are thinking. Maybe they think Woo and Lindsey will just come back without any issues? Who knows.

One other comment - I don't think that Woo intended to sit out the reward challenge. They probably had him lined up for the pole in the 3rd round. I think once they realized how immovable Cliff was against 2 guys in the 2nd round, they figured they would go with a sure thing for round 3.

Doug said...

Case and point - When I hit publish on my comment above, my space "_" in this sentence: "Plus how annoying will it be to type and read "_" in all of the posts from here on out." was auto-corrected.

So, in case you wondered what I meant in that sentence, there you go.

Bag said...

Counting error.

TheGraveWolf said...

I hope counting error referred to your assessment of how the salana 6 would split because it seems like it would have to be 4- 2 not 3 - 3. Anyway, maybe you were playing candy crush during that whole tribal council/reading votes part.
I think 's team caught a break not to have LJ voted out (assuming Cliff as the only other option) and it seemed like he was not going to play the idol.
DoW to the Survivor producers for that absurdly unfair reward challenge.