Saturday, March 31, 2018

Survivor Ghost Island: Episodes 4 & 5


 This has been a poor season thus far. An uninspiring cast, habitual buff drops, and the elimination of some of the season's more charismatic castaways have all served as snooze buttons to the meat of this season, which will be post-merge. At that point, unburdened by boringly strong tribal alliances, we will see the mettle of this season's cast revealed. This is Survivor, a foolproof formula, and the season will eventually pay off with plenty of legitimate drama. Empathetic characters are starting to overcome the narcissists, in game power and screen time.  My power rankings of the remaining castaways are mostly based on how I believe they will perform in the eventual post-merge world, tempered with consideration for the small tribe they're currently with.


Player Power Rankings:

1. Laurel is a talented athletic and social player. She’s cruising, and she landed on a tribe that seems perfect for her.
2. Jenna was desperate for a tribe swap and got it. Now she’s on a super-athletic tribe that could go on a run of challenge wins. 
3. Wendell was a strange choice for #1 overall, but he’s outlived his brethren first rounders and sits amongst the points leaders.  
4. Kellyn is playing an excellent social game, displaying empathy for those she’s assassinating. This isn’t the strongest strategic crew, so she might be able to play an Axis of Evil game with Bradley if she chooses. Kellyn’s problem is that she’s scored negative one points so far. 
5. Michael garnered heroism points with his idol giveaway right before the swap appeared to bail him out. But he landed in another bad spot and immediately lost the immunity challenge. Now he’s next on the chopping block. He’s a strong, hungry player with a lot of game, but has to be docked for his position and that he has yet to score a point.
6. Bradley showed some humility by quickly admitting he underestimated Michael. “I was dead wrong,” he said. Cocky, yes. Egomaniac, no.
7. Dom got a lot of attention early in his feud with Chris, but has since been less involved. That’s for the best for him – he needs to lay low and make his move late.
8. Donathan is making emotional connections with players. There’s not really much reason to vote him out, so he could last quite a while. He’s off to a nice start in points.
9. Libby is a dangerous player, but her reputation is that she’s a dangerous player, making her less dangerous.
10. Sebastian isn't bright or aggressive, but he doesn't attract negative attention and landed on the athletic tribe. 
11. Angela is viewed as a maniac, especially by Kellyn, but seems misperceived by her fellow castaways. She generally seems pretty calm and rational.
12. Chris is an impressive athlete. If he’s brought along by smart players who know no jury will vote for him, he could pile up a huge total through challenges. He should also win Douche of the Season.
13. Desiree survived an immunity challenge choke, but doesn’t appear to have many strong connections going.
14. Chelsea isn’t distinguishing herself. That doesn’t mean she can’t hang around for a while, but Final Tribal seems unlikely.


Standings:

A to Z: 46 points
  • Stephanie (-4 pts)
  • Wendell (13 pts)
  • Libby (12 pts)
  • Laurel (13 pts)
  • Donathan (12 pts)
Michal & Ben: 31 points
  • Wendell (13 pts)
  • Jenna (3 pts)
  • Laurel (13 pts)
  • Sebastian (3 pts)
  • Desiree (-1 pts)
SuperDreg: 28 points
  • Chelsea (-1 pts)
  • Chris (5 pts)
  • Chelsea (-1 pts)
  • Chris (5 pts)
Phil: 25 points
  • Brendan (-5 pts)
  • Dom (13 pts)
  • Dom (13 pts)
  • Bradley (2 pts)
  • Bradley (2 pts)
Eric: 19 points
  • Michael (0 pts)
  • Michael (0 pts)
  • Angela (10 pts)
  • Angela (10 pts)
  • Desiree (-1 pts)
Doug & Bri: 17 points
  • Stephanie (-4 pts)
  • Sebastian (3 pts)
  • Donathan (12 pts)
  • Kellyn (-1 pts)
  • James (7 pts)
MoonBee: 16 points
  • Brendan (-5 pts)
  • Libby (12 pts)
  • Kellyn (-1 pts)
  • Jenna (3 pts)
  • James (7 pts)

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Survivor Ghost Island: Draft & Episode 3


We're sticking with our 6 team, double draft format for Ghost Island & here we go! Full drafting order, rules, and scoring can be found in The Spreadsheet. There was relatively low drama, though I got a decent ribbing for drafting Wendell first. 

And now I’m seeing the “previously on Survivor” intro and realizing why. Turns out I missed most of the debate at the end of the previous episode. I’d assumed it was an easy Angela vote & had pretty much stopped watching… But just like Dom & Wendell I will cry about what a disaster last night was & then move on!

Dom was gifted the legacy idol & I’m pretty sure we have a rule for that. Ooh, +1 to you, Dom. Cheers. (clink)

Now we’re on to the team reward challenge that historically is super biased towards the most physical & brutal players. Chelsea sits out & the superdregs are here to prove that we all know what we’re doing!

Purple ends up winning the reward largely thanks to Laurel being a physical beast. When it’s time to pick who’s sent to Ghost Island, the decision is immediately that they go straight to rocks for who goes. Grrrr. Are you not even going to try to play the game? Kellyn is off to the Island and she gets -1 for choosing not to play? Maybe? Was that part of the new rule? I’m annoyed enough by the rock-picking decision that I’m inclined to give Kellyn & the entire purple tribe a -1!

The Chris v. Dom drama is such a waste of energy. I see why others want Chris out since he’s such a bully, I guess, but their feud has put all the targets on those two. And it’s their own fault.

Purple pulls off a massive comeback in the immunity challenge and then we get to watch Bradley put on a display of pompous douchery like I haven’t seen in Survivor before. It’s a law school student / psychopath combo come to life. But in a kind of weird way considering that he’s covered in dirt, not great at challenges, and probably just came back from a poop in the woods.

I’m not following the tribal convo too closely because I’m completely mesmerized by Brendan’s jaw. Has it actually gotten bigger over the last 3 episodes?

Sebastian’s comment of “I don’t know what just happened” will probably epitomize his entire Survivor game this season. That dude doesn’t seem so smart.

For medical reasons, Brendan is sent home. His tribe was so worried his jaw was going to fall right off his face due to its inordinate size. And suddenly drafting Wendell looked like a much better bet than it did at the start of this blog post. Hope.

So far I think this is a promising season. The Ghost Island theme is inoffensive & I enjoy revisiting some of those classic past mistakes. There’s some fools for sure, but there are plenty of players as well. Lots of folks to cheer for & against too. I’m looking forward to it!


The Teams:

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Bagginses: 20 points
  • Stephanie (0 pts)
  • Wendell (5 pts)
  • Libby (5 pts)
  • Laurel (5 pts)
  • Donathan (5 pts)
Michal & Ben: 9 points
  • Wendell (5 pts)
  • Jenna (0 pts)
  • Laurel (5 pts)
  • Sebastian (0 pts)
  • Desiree (-1 pts)
Doug & Bri: 9 points
  • Stephanie (0 pts)
  • Sebastian (0 pts)
  • Donathan (5 pts)
  • Kellyn (-1 pts)
  • James (5 pts)
Eric: 9 points
  • Michael (0 pts)
  • Michael (0 pts)
  • Angela (5 pts)
  • Angela (5 pts)
  • Desiree (-1 pts)
SuperDreg: 8 points
  • Chelsea (-1 pts)
  • Chris (5 pts)
  • Chelsea (-1 pts)
  • Chris (5 pts)
Phil: 7 points
  • Brendan (-5 pts)
  • Dom (6 pts)
  • Dom (6 pts)
  • Bradley (0 pts)
  • Bradley (0 pts)
MoonBee: 4 points
  • Brendan (-5 pts)
  • Libby (5 pts)
  • Kellyn (-1 pts)
  • Jenna (0 pts)
  • James (5 pts)


Power Rankings:
  1. Bagginses - can it be? Does Baggins really have the best team? It looks pretty well rounded to me. He's got strength with Wendell & Laurel, strategy with Stephanie, and the heart-warming story arc with Donathan. I think this might be a surprisingly good season for this team.
  2. Michal & Ben - Ben didn't have a chance to watch the episodes before the draft, so this one's on me. I was pretty disappointed with my team yesterday but honestly I'm feeling better about it today. Sebastian is dumb as rocks but Laurel was pleasantly impressive.
  3. Eric - Michael is willing to play, and while the double-double draft is risky in my opinion, this team could rake it in going against the chalk like that.
  4. Doug & Bri - I love Stephanie as their top pick, but the rest of their team reads like a Wizard of Oz band. One's searching for his brain, another for love, another for swim lessons, etc. With that being said, Doug & Bri's teams are usually competitive every season, so I don't want to discount them.
  5. Phil - Dom has the potential to do big things this season, but the rest of this team is a disaster. Bradley is the WOAT, and honestly Phil is pretty lucky that I'm not ranking him below the SuperDregs, that's how much I hate that guy. But Dom has enough going for him that he might drag this team along for a while in spite of that pampered, spoiled, Cillian Murphy impersonator.
  6. Moon & Melissa - With Brendan's early exit I think this team could struggle to earn points in challenges. There could be some decent game play here though.
  7. SuperDregs - With 4 players on this team, SuperDregs will be considered just like another team. I still literally know nothing about Chelsea, and I'm just waiting for Chris to be taken out. He reminds me of the bad guy kid from Hunger Games that Catniss takes out at the very end. In both looks & attitude. 




Douche of the Week:

Bradley, obviously.