Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Goodbye Survivor 38, G'day Survivor 39!

I know I owe a season finale post for Survivor 38. I must admit, I'm still a little salty about that season's format...


I hated everything about the Edge of Extinction. Except for you, Reem. You were a real peach.

That being said, Doug and Bri made a dramatic comeback to claim victory. Moonbee's hopes and dreams were crushed by a stacked Chris who might qualify as one of the least-deserving Survivor victors. I hope that he returns for the highly-anticipated and soon-to-be overly-hyped-by-this-blog Season 40... the season of all Victors! Or, as Ben called it, the Quarter Quell. And then I hope that Chris is the first to be sent to the Edge of Extinction and NOT be named the Sole Survivor at the end. He'll just slowly devolve into a Gollum kind of character, muttering about how he just wanted to play a perfect game.

But to you, Doug and Bri, I say:



And now, on to Season 39: Island of Probst's Future Replacement

Hmmm, that doesn't sound quite right. Oh yes, it's the Island of the Idols. But it doesn't appear to provide much of an advantage, does it? Even if you get an Idol you have to use it to save your skin, and if you don't get an idol... well, folks probably won't believe that and then you get voted out.

The draft was surprisingly pleasant and professional. I think we can all agree that none of us really know what to expect with this cast of castaways, nor with the twists that this season includes. I'm pretty excited about it, I see a decent amount of potential to this season.

Power Rankings:

18. Vince - his entire alliance had a conversation with Karishma except for him. And that didn't make him nervous enough to play his idol? I think he might have deserved to be sent home.

17. Karishma - insists on isolating herself, complaining about no one "playing the game" when it's clear that everyone is playing like a pro. It's pretty clear she has no idea what she's doing.

16. Noura - If they switch up the tribes, Noura and Karishma might make a fun pair. I hope they contrive to put this potential odd couple together to wreak havoc on the tribes.

15. Dean - Dean was much higher on my rankings list when I had no idea who he was. So far his only air time was of him making a huge blunder, and then trying to look cool by imitating Tyrion Lannister in a moment when he was decidedly not cool. "As someone once infamously said.... split the vote" .....  you are derivative, Dean, and I am not amused.

14. Touchy Dan - and I suppose that's enough said.

13. Tom - is clearly not playing the right game. I love watching athletes who've spent years being team players come on this show and do everything they can to keep their tribe united and victorious in challenges. That's not actually the point, unfortunately, but it is endearing.

12. Elizabeth - questionable 2nd overall pick from Phil imo. What a great athlete, but I'm afraid she's just not crafty enough.

11. Jamal - does not seem to handle setbacks all that well. I like that he's still playing the game hard, though it's not good that his name is already being brought up.

10. Lauren - I like her, but she's not getting enough air time. I'm taking that to mean she's not contributing much in the way of strategy.

9. Aaron - this aggro jock may make it fairly far. Not because he's good at this game, but because they'll use him for his muscle and he's one of the only one of those types left.

8. Elaine - has the backstory to win, but I'm not sure she's going to get to the end.... probably because of the backstory.

7. Missy - I think she's doing a great job, but her leadership role on the tribe might just be a bit too obvious. I'm worried she's putting a target on her back.

6. Janet - represented herself well against Elizabeth in the swimming part of this last challenge... though she's evidently not great with knots. I think she's doing great overall. Holding her own in challenges, has a good relationship with most people in her tribe, open to blindsides, etc. But she also needs to be prepared to drive the train at some point too.

5. Jack - I just loved how he bounced back from that blindside - what a champ! I think he's going to be that lovable doof that no one wants to get rid of, even when they know they should. #FabioJunior

4. Jason - I think he's being crafty. Laying low for now, but clearly capable of making big moves.

3. Kellee - I don't know why I think she's going far in this game. She's done fine, but I wouldn't say exceptional. And yet something tells me she's going to be around for a while.

2. Chelsea - it definitely feels like she's driving the train of her women's alliance, and I think she's making smart decisions. I'm sorry to see Vince go, but that keeps her on good terms with the 3 remaining bros on her tribe, which will be critical should they do a tribe mix-up soon.

1. Tommy - first one to mend the bonds after Molly's blindside. People are approaching him to discuss strategy. All signs point towards Tommy as an early favorite to win the whole thing.


That's all I've got for now. Would love to hear other's opinions on the Pool's power rankings, though!


4 comments:

Margot said...

Love your post, as always! I too am worried the I of I is going to be a complete bust. What good is it to work hard for an idol when you just have to play it right away? And how did Vince not see that?

Go Janet! Win one for the old chicks!

Eric said...

1. "The draft was surprisingly pleasant and professional." Please elaborate without filters.

2. Vince? If his team won the next challenge he won't need to play his idol and then it expires. He didn't strike me as a genius and he's not.

3. I didn't know this game had a Karishma until last night.

4. I'd be feeling better if nobody had a reason to name my team 'My Two Toms'.

Phil said...

I love your post!!! Maybe I ranked her high but I love her olympic background. I can’t wait for this season, I hated seeing people voted out win the game. I agree that the island isn’t that big of an advantage, maybe it will escalate as the season progresses.

Looking forward to it!!!

GnightMoon said...

Nice post Pickett! Congrats again to Bri & Doug on their hard-earned victory last season.

I don't have a good feel for this one yet. As evidenced by our Vince selection. I had thought he seemed pretty sharp. His exit was pathetic, as the math of the situation dictated an idol play. That was a Ghost Island level blunder. Imagine pining to be on Survivor for the majority of your life, getting on the show and then doing that.

My only issue with the power rankings is having Jamal & Aaron as high as they are. They don't have alliances, they could be targets in a swap or merge and they seem like dbags.