On the other hand, the finale episode was rather entertaining. A fire challenge at tribal, a new challenge where someone got to remove a jury member, and a bitter bitter jury were all enjoyable. However, I think we all agree that the million dollars went to the wrong contestant: the sole survivor was clearly Mark the Chicken. His life was literally on the line & he's the only chicken who's ever lasted a whole season!
I want to quote the surprisingly insightful Moon, who noted after episode 6: "The "Screentime Theory" says that Neal, Julia, Joe, Aubry and Cydney can't win. The "Dickhead Theory" says that Nick, probably Jason and Scot and maybe Debbie can't win. That leaves Tai and Michele." In a season full of bold moves & dumb people, Moon called this one early... and rather often in the way he poo-pooed my power rankings. And rightly so.
I want to take a moment to complain about Neal & Joe being on the jury in the first place. As players who were medevacked, they don't have the chip on their shoulder that other players do. Aubry was in their alliance & didn't have to backstab them for them to make the jury. So she can easily win their vote without having to defend or justify any of her actions. Ultimately in this case the jury was so bitter that it didn't matter. But I still don't like the decision to let them stay on the jury. And I think that Bag should tweet as much to Probst!
Finally, a note about the scoring: because Neal was removed from the jury, we also removed the points he'd initially earned by making the jury. In the end, this may not have been a million-dollar play by Michele, but it did affect the outcome of the pool!
The Teams:
Bagdrea "Beautiful Mind" - 117 points
- Caleb (6 pts)
- Tai (55 pts)
- Nick (38 pts)
- Joe (18 pts)
- Liz (-2 pts)
- Jenny (-6 pts)
- Michele (87 pts)
- Cydney (35 pts)
- Neal (13 pts)
- Julia (40 pts)
- Scot (14 pts)
- Aubry (44 pts)
- Anna (9 pts)
- Jason (38 pts)
- Peter (14 pts)
- Debbie (27 pts)
Dreg: Alecia - 0 points
Prop Bets:
Stakes for each bet = 1 drink
People involved | Castaways Involved | Method of measurement | And the winner is... |
Ben v. Bag | Doug's team v. Moon's team | more points | Ben |
Moon & Doug | 1.5 line on medevacs | Over | Moon & Doug |
Ben & Bag | 1.5 line on medevacs | Under | X |
Ben v. Bag | Anna v. Liz | Longevity | Ben |
Ben v. Moon | Anna v. Liz | Longevity | Ben |
Ben v. Bag | Anna v. Liz | Points | Ben |
Ben v. Moon | Anna v. Liz | Points | Ben |
Ben v. Bag | Caleb v. Aubry | getting medevacked | Ben |
Ben v. Bag | Debbie v. Alecia | Longevity | Ben |
Next Season:
20 castaways battle it out in Fiji. The theme is Millenials v. GenX which seems pretty boring to me. Hopefully they'll have some interesting & intelligent players. I'd also love to see the final challenge of choosing to remove a jury member come back again too!