Survivor Retrospective: The Amazon

Rating: 8.5/10

 

After the beleaguered boredom of Marquesas and the dreary chauvinism of Thailand, Mark Burnett & co. had to inject something to change the course of the franchise. Their answer was sex.

The Amazon pitted tribes of eight men and women against each other. This time, they'd been filtered by production for watchability. Unlike Thailand and Marquesas, most of these people were interesting. Most were intelligent. They were almost all white. An inflated percentage of them were very attractive. And most appeared to be single.

Early moments of The Amazon suggested a Bachelor takeoff, with groups of singles selected for their attractiveness and competitiveness disconnected from the other sex, then suddenly and unexpectedly mingled. The castaways, particularly the worst players among the men, seemed to view Survivor as some sort of dating contest. Talk of who was going to get with who seemed to overwhelm the men, blurring their focus on early challenges and tribal councils. Who was the hottest girl? Was it enhanced blonde Heidi? Swimsuit model Jenna? Or was it actually Shawna? The guys couldn't stop talking about their favorite-looking women and body parts, not with each other, not in confessionals, not even at Tribal.

And Jeff Probst was happy to egg them on, asking leading questions before admonishing them. It was all wildly inappropriate, strikingly obscene viewed in 2020. While previous seasons had quietly courted and exploited sexual drama, The Amazon overtly encouraged it. The season was cast to inspire sexual thoughts, it was structured to inspire sexual thoughts and it was edited to inspire sexual thoughts. Any claim Survivor does not seek to exploit sex is fallacious on account of The Amazon.

The players who best understood gender dynamics from the beginning gained control of those who didn't and those who couldn't contain themselves. Jenna immediately identified the gendered tribes as a setback, as her ability to manipulate men was her greatest strength. Heidi, Jenna and Shawna constructed a Cute Girl Alliance - largely in self-protection from women they feared would ostracize them for their looks. After a tribal swap, Heidi backstabbed her female tribemates and laddered up a male alliance. Jenna concurrently turned the game by flipping a numbers disadvantage into an ultra-satisfying blindside of the Token Bigot, Roger. Heidi and Jenna tantalized the men with encouragement of threesomes. In the season's most famously bombastic moment, they got naked for peanut butter and chocolate.

Others played the sexual game less explicitly. Perceptive Deena refrained from the drama while observing and manipulating it, combining a surprise attachment to the Cute Girl Alliance with secret male emissaries. Charming Alex patiently abided the men before his preferred opportunity arrived alongside the Cute Girls.

The most instantly chauvinistic men were the first to go, with Bachelorette rejects Ryan and Dan quickly sent back to the gym. The Token Bigot received his blindside homicide, throat cut by those he'd dismissed Walder Frey-style. Delightfully, the game consolidated to its best and most entertaining players. Where previous seasons had stagnated from predictable post-merge voting blocks, The Amazon's intrigue steadily accelerated to Final Tribal. Sexuality quietly receded to a non-factor, replaced by strategy and deception. Most importantly, though, these people compelled you to care about them.

There was Dave, a literal rocket scientist. He was attractive and virtuous too, though not virtuous enough to avoid a dooming alliance with the Token Bigot. Deena's pithy observations endeared her to the audience and eventually her captivating, clandestine alliance. Alex was the Bachelorette contestant who might actually win the Final Rose. Deaf Christy battled her disability and those who made her feel unwelcome. Heidi entered the game's pantheon of legendary babes, overcoming the "disability of sexiness" she and Jenna controversially alleged. Celebrated for her looks, Heidi persisted in the game thanks to intellect and determination. Most of the castaways thought runner-up Matthew was a creep, but his confessionals mostly revealed eccentricity and thoughtfulness. Jenna was pretty and she knew it, but her 6-1 Final Tribal win came on the shoulders of a commendable social game and four individual immunity challenge wins.

Each of these players made The Amazon entertaining in ways the previous two seasons hadn't been. But one player superceded them all, elevating The Amazon to the top tier of classic Survivor seasons. That player was "probably the smartest player the game of Survivor has ever seen - that didn't win" according to Jeff Probst. He dominated the strategic sphere of the game like no player before, not even Richard Hatch. With four left, it appeared he was going to win in the most dominating fashion in Survivor history.

 
Every great spectacle is enhanced by a knowledgeable and articulate tour guide. The Amazon's was Rob Cesternino. Rob arrived in Brazil ready to play and ready to talk. He had plenty to say to his tribemates, but saved the best for confessionals. Rob possessed all the cunning of his Beantown namesake, but replaced Boston's Corleoneish shell with Sandleresque wisecracking. Rob garnered great social capital among his compatriots, male and female, but secretly viewed them all as chess pieces. He found glory in a covert alliance with Deena, but dispatched her the moment her guile matched his own. He preemptively turned on Alex when the latter confided he might write Rob's name down later. Rob gushed over Heidi, but had no problem voting her out in fifth.

Rob's championship coronation was dismantled by an unlikely source. With four players left, 21 year-old Jenna was exhausted, sick, and forsaken. Her primary ally Heidi had just been eliminated; her former allies had busted out (Alex) or betrayed her (Rob). Jenna actually asked the tribe to vote her out before Heidi on account of her health, but they KO'd the blonde because they thought she was more of a challenge threat.

Jenna pulled out a blindfolded maze immunity challenge in the middle of a rainstorm to get down to three, then won the climactic balancing endurance challenge to lock up her spot at Final Tribal. She slit Rob's throat, then trounced unpopular Matthew in the final vote. Jenna never distinguished herself as a special player, but impressively persevered in the three trademark phases of the game. She won four of eight individual immunity challenges, expunged all of her greatest enemies and even got one of them (Christy) to vote for her after vowing to "make sure that evil stepsister doesn't win the million" in her exit interview.

The Amazon was far from a perfect season. It escalated Survivor's cringing affiliation with sexual harassment. It included just two racial minority players and dismissed both before the bigoted and the lazy. It contained a slew of snoozer reward challenges, including one that was played merely for Coca-Colas. It featured perhaps the most terrible of all the terrible "looking back at the fallen" day 39 sequences. It came years before the show converted to HD cameras. But The Amazon's scintillating cast and climactic voting catapulted the season into Survivor's top tier. It was the most indispensable season since the first, and even more entertaining.

Survivor Retrospective: Thailand

 

Rating: 1/10

 

Through forty seasons, Survivor's simple premise has reliably mined entertainment. Take a cross-section of folks, throw them into a primal location, have them forage for food and shelter, give them some fun challenges to compete in and make them get rid of someone every few days. It's an antifragile formula. The location and challenges don't really matter, and the people on the show aren't even that important. No matter who's on screen, the ruthless format dependably develops drama as players are first forced to live with people they normally wouldn't, then forced to betray those who have gained their intimacy. The formula almost always works.

Survivor: Thailand didn't work. It was a perfect storm of unwatchability, a remarkably atrocious season descending the franchise into inconceivably dreary territory. Thailand was an unmitigated failure in every category determining a season's enjoyment.

Survivor's most important component is its cast. More interesting and articulate people are more enjoyable to watch. Principled players develop compassion from viewers as each season progresses; we see the moral quandaries they face along with their repercussions. The show is more effective when the viewers care about the people they're watching. Hardly anyone in Thailand was worth a care. The oldest player, Jake, garnered respect throughout; Shii Ann's lucid confessions earned her the only return appearance of the castaways. No one else is worth mentioning. You had to wonder if and why producers deliberately chose unlikable people to play Thailand.

Strategic intrigue can supercede an uninspiring cast. But Thailand's votes were painfully obvious from start to finish. Both tribes started by voting out their weakest, most abrasive and least loyal members. After they merged, the larger tribe eliminated the smaller tribe one-by-one without anyone considering a blindside. Down the stretch, the Alpha male won the immunity challenges. We never found out if his allies would have recognized his status and conspired against him. He won a boring Final Tribal against an unsavory ally.

The spectacular geography of Australia and Africa - and Marquesas to a lesser degree - provided compelling ambience distracting the audience from their predictable voting sequences. The adventure of those exciting locales dissipated in Thailand, which was hyped for its quaint culture and giant snakes. On screen it just appeared to be a pretty hot place with canoes and caves.

Innovation is best saved for moments when a staple becomes stale. Thailand would have been the perfect time for a radical innovation, as Marquesas had raised a red flag on a downward trend of tedium. Thailand introduced three innovations, but each backfired. First they had the two oldest players draft tribes rather than pre-select them. Jake appeared to draft a stronger team than Jan, but their advantage faded after Jan's tribe was trimmed. The second was an offer to each castaway to switch tribes two weeks in. Some wanted to, but nobody had the guts to do it. Finally, there was a fake merge in which the tribes appeared to be living as one, but were technically still distinct despite sharing the same camp. That innovation backfired horribly when the most likable player on the most likable tribe (Shii Ann) fell into the trap and schemed with the other tribe to eliminate one of her own. Shii Ann's treachery was outed, her tribe lost the immunity challenge and she was voted out. The remaining members of her tribe were then executed one-by-one. After Shii Ann's exit there were no surprises, no twists convoluting Brian's inexorable march to the million.

Brian was certainly a strong player and deserving winner. His victory was one of the easiest in Survivor history, as he never received a vote or even any televised consideration. He cruised through what he deemed "a business trip" with remarkable dispassion. The unflappability Brian displayed throughout the season was an emblematic quality shared by many of the greatest to ever play Survivor.

But while future coldblooded Alpha champs like Boston Rob, Tyson and Jeremy revealed they did have humanity in confessionals, Brian may have just been a psychopath. Those GOATs fought tears while recalling the family they were playing the game for; Brian's closest brush with humanity came one night when he drank too much wine and barfed on the beach. There was never a moment of endearment, never a concern for anyone outside the game or anyone in it. His expression hardly changed when viewing his family video, but he did express concern for how the other castaways might view him upon seeing his home. Brian's wife, who acted alongside him in the softcore porn industry, wouldn't even attempt to eat a roach in order to see him. "Bye sweetheart," was all Brian managed to say as she left. A few months later Brian got a restraining order against her after an alleged assault. A few years after that they divorced. Somewhere in there Brian was arrested for shooting a puppy with an arrow.

One person recognized Brian as the preeminent threat down the stretch, and that person didn't even compete on the show. Helen's husband won that roach (and spider, and scorpion) eating challenge to spend a day with her in camp. He quickly recommended Helen vote Brian out, but she refused on account of Brian's integrity and loyalty. The used car dealer and softcore porn actor had promised her a trip to final two, after all. Helen got exactly what she deserved when Brian blindsided her in fourth place.

Thailand is most remembered as a chapter in Survivor's long history of sexual harassment. Thailand's scandal erupted after a brand-new father named Ted grinded against Ghandia in the middle of the night. The details of the incident weren't disputed: Ghandia and Ted had grown friendly, Ghandia mentioned having a friend like Ted was like having her husband on the island, they cuddled during the night, Ted grinded against her and bit her shoulder erotically. Ghandia confronted Ted the next day; he apologized and explained it as the behavior of a man who believed he was sleeping alongside his wife. Ghandia appeared appeased by the apology, but hours later she began complaining about the incident to the other castaways while omitting Ted's apology and explanation. They discussed the incident in front of all their tribemates, who appeared to side with Ted when they voted Ghandia out at the next Tribal Council. The edit appeared fair to both. We'll never know if the incident was legitimate confusion or an unused opportunity for Survivor producers to confront sexual harassment before it upended their franchise.

Survivor Retrospective: Marquesas

 

Rating: 4.5/10

 

Featuring a dull cast, predictable voting, drab location and little originality, Marquesas was clearly the worst iteration of the first four seasons of Survivor. While the first three seasons were compelling for their charismatic combatants and exciting environments, Marquesas taught Mark Burnett & co. that innovation would be needed to keep the franchise out of the day old bread section. Nevertheless, Marquesas managed to entertain thanks to two enthralling castaways with contradictory styles.

The first half of the game was dominated by a young, raw, terrifying player named Rob Mariano. Boston Rob came roaring onto the scene with dark, scathing confessionals that made Richard Hatch look like Mother Teresa. “The Robfather” instantly identified brawny fighter pilot Hunter as Maraamu’s Alpha, but happily let him run the visible side of the show early. Air-headed, silicon-breasted Sarah quickly shacked up with Rob, but for once the young guy wasn’t swooned by the prospect of hooking up with a hot girl on television. Rather, Rob quickly came to view Sarah as a vote he could control. Maraamu lost their first three immunities, but Rob didn’t seem to mind. His chilling confessionals articulating treachery, fear and loyalty revealed the first Littlefingerian Survivor player – one who views chaos, dissatisfaction and animosity as a ladder towards Final Tribal. Instead of buckling down on strength after three straight losses, Rob executed the strongest and steadiest member of the tribe (Hunter). “That’s straight out of The Godfather,” he explained.

Though his talent was obvious and his creativity unrivalled, the Marquesas version of Boston Rob was a fatally flawed player. He was caustic, homophobic and lazy. His machinations were heavy-handed, particularly as the tribes swapped and condensed after Hunter’s elimination. Everyone knew Rob was a cunning asshole. They happily voted him out upon merging, one spot short of the Jury. Clearly though, Rob’s return to a future season (or five) was mandatory.

The next vote was the game’s most pivotal. Smarmy John had initiated a cocky four-player alliance within the larger group of seven original Rotus. Rob had discovered the alliance and outed it to anyone who might listen, but the cautious and inseparable duo of Neleh and Paschal were hesitant to break from their foundational tribe. The turning point came when the four-player alliance botched a favoritism challenge, cutting down everyone else’s coconuts – including Neleh and Paschal’s – before their own. Neleh and Paschal flipped and served John a satisfying dismissal, leaving him in tears. The remaining members of the four-player alliance were subsequently eliminated, leaving an awkward final five: 21 year-old Bible-beater Neleh, 56 year-old southern judge Paschal, militant, emotional and unpopular Sean, serene Bible-beater Vecepia, and the star of the second half of the season – Kathy.

After a rough start, Kathy emerged as arguably the best player to come out of Survivor’s first four seasons. She displayed intelligence, grit, empathy, strategy, malleability and tenacity – and displayed them to increasing degrees. Kathy was the only post-merge player unlocked into a dreary alliance. She had the most decisions to make and she was the only player capable of articulating those choices to the camera. Her first key decision came with five left, when she won immunity and had to choose between the dueling Neleh/Paschal and Sean/Vecepia monoliths. No matter which she chose, Kathy knew she’d find herself on the wrong side of an alliance once down to three players. Ultimately she decided to oust Sean, though it was unclear whether strategy or Sean’s abrasiveness determined Kathy’s vote.

Vecepia would be next to go, but the plot thickened when she won immunity. That challenge was trivia on the castaways, which happened to be Vecepia’s specialty. It was revealed that she’d brought a journal as her luxury item and had taken notes on all her adversaries throughout the game. “One of the goals that I had while I was here was to develop a relationship with everyone and know as much as I can about them,” Vecepia explained. Knowing Vecepia's immunity meant Neleh and Paschal had no choice but to vote for her, Kathy made a deal with Vecepia to go to final Tribal together. Vecepia elected to stand with Kathy, forcing a 2-2 tie. The final four were given two minutes to come to a unanimous decision, or the three players without immunity would draw rocks. They couldn't agree. Paschal, who never had his name written down all season, lost the rock draw.

The final immunity challenge was an endurance challenge requiring the beleaguered castaways to stand on small poles while touching a larger pole. Four and a half hours in, Neleh notified Kathy that her blouse was sliding down. While adjusting it, Kathy slipped off her pole. Vecepia instantly betrayed Kathy, offering Neleh immunity if she promised to take Vecepia to Final Tribal. Knowing Kathy would beat her in a final vote, Neleh quickly agreed.

Not only did Vecepia betray Kathy, but she appeared to betray the Christian values she'd espoused all season as her ethos. On the other hand, that betrayal distinguished Vecepia strategically from Neleh. It made for a challenging evaluation of two uninspiring finalists. Ultimately the jury sided with Vecepia in a razor-thin 4-3 final vote, with some of the votes undecided until pen hit parchment. Vecepia has not been invited back to play Survivor.

The prevailing theme of Marquesas was The End of Innocence. Rotu began as a joyful, cohesive tribe whose mascot, Gabriel, gleefully gushed he was "there for the experience, not to play the game." Gabriel was savagely eliminated in the season's fifth episode (titled "The End of Innocence" because he displayed too much kindness to opposing tribemembers. Within a week, Rotu was tearing itself to pieces. Survivor's fourth season dismantled a number of fledgling myths: that alliances should stick together through the end, that players should keep their word, that strong players should be preserved, that screen time had any correlation with winning the game. Its legacy is an inflection point that turned the game towards treachery.

Survivor Retrospective: Africa

Rating: 7.5/10

 

Survivor's third season, Africa, further raised the bars of adventure, entertainment, strategy, melodrama and glamour which The Australian Outback had already heightened from the show's spare premiere season. That first season already felt antiquated by the time Africa aired in the fall of 2001, with its increased production costs, deluxe challenges, slick editing, ornate Tribal Councils and especially, its captivating, TV-ready cast. Viewing it retrospectively, Africa has its share of pitfalls - including a streak of predictable vote-offs and the show's first sexual harassment vagaries - but that charming cast was still enough to elevate the season into the show's pantheon.

Just as they'd been the first two seasons, Survivor's castaways were initially split into two tribes. The Boran tribe lost the first two immunity challenges, but those losses condensed them into an impressive and cohesive group of six. Meanwhile, the Samburu tribe fractured into mini-tribes of young and old, with both groups of four managing to embody the other's worst ageist stereotypes. When Samburu lost its first immunity, the two groups dug their heels in. The first tiebreaker - which later provoked espionage and intrigue - was previous votes received. Samburu's first victim was determined by the second tiebreaker: trivia questions. Nobody won that embarrassing trivia tiebreaker, but young Lindsey did a little less to lose it than fortysomething dentist Carl, giving the younger group an uncrackable numbers advantage. Erratic Linda was next to go, leaving Georgia flight attendant Teresa and an ex-military dickhead named Frank on death row.

Survivor conspiracy theorists received their first ammunition stock two weeks later in the form of the show's first tribal swap. Samburu's young Alpha, Silas, suddenly found himself on a new tribe along with Teresa and Frank. Silas had already been identified by Boran's Ethan as his most concerning adversary. Teresa and Frank were thrilled to join former Boran members in executing the strapping Tennesseean.

While the tribal swap unfairly screwed Silas, it did provide great intrigue for the other tribe. Three ex-Boran members were pitted against three young ex-Samburus, with the well-established first tiebreaker of previous votes received looming over them. The ex-Samburus knew they'd lose the tiebreaker if the ex-Borans voted for Lindsey, so they waged a misinformation war. Convinced he could beat ex-Boran Big Tom in trivia, flamboyantly gay bartender Brandon offered and positioned himself as the target for ex-Boran. Meanwhile, Lindsey considered a Machiavellian blindside of her heroic ally.

Lindsey justifiably received more screen time than anyone else the first six episodes, alternating articulate deconstructions of Survivor life and strategy with Bacheloresque tantrums precipitated by physical, social and emotional stressors. Dynamic as she was, the audience was worn out by six episodes of Lindsey. It came as a relief when ex-Boran sniffed out her previous votes and aligned against her, and more of a relief to see Lindsey stick with her alliance rather than the horrifying alternative she'd considered. Lindsey found redemption at that epic Tribal, with the snuffing of her torch completing her journey in theatrical punctuality.

That tribal revealed a dangerous new weapon in the hands of Mark Burnett & company: the Power of the Edit. It's hard to say how carefully Lindsey considered backstabbing Brandon. We have no way of knowing if Brandon considered the same. We don't know when and how ex-Boran found out Lindsey had previously received votes. We do know those mysteries made for a dramatic Tribal Council, ending in Lindsey's redemption - but again, we'll never know if her journey was as thorough and tidy as it appeared on screen.

Though Jeff Probst planted a red herring about a delayed merge, it did indeed occur as expected with ten players left. Boran had wanted to oust Clarence after two alleged incidents of food theft in the game's opening days, but held onto him for his physicality in the early team challenges. Once merged, he was quickly voted out - but only after holding a water bucket over his head for six hours in an immunity challenge. Clarence dropped the bucket only after losing a game of rock-paper-scissors he proposed to end the debilitating stalemate in which he was locked against Teresa. That six-hour effort was especially impressive because food-obsessed Clarence turned down Probst's myriad offers of treats to entice him out of the challenge. Like Lindsey, Clarence's final episode was redemptive - convincingly so, even with suspicion that was the goal of the Edit.

Teresa honorably refused to vote for Clarence after their immunity battle and treaty, instead casting her vote on Lex, Boran's Alpha. Lex embarked on a witch hunt to "cut the head off of whoever did this," provoking a comical edit in which his celebrated "gut" pointed him towards tribemate Kelly without a thought towards Teresa. But Lex was correct to trust his gut, as Kelly had indeed been scheming against him for several days. Her hilarious, insightful eviscerations of Lex in confessional illuminated the hypocrisy in Lex's self-righteous game while accentuating her own repeat-worthy gameplay. It appeared Kelly was going to pull off the game's first great backstab, but she was vanquished when Lex managed to convince Brandon to flip against his former allies. Perhaps Kelly did enough to deserve a future return to the game, but her inane decision to reward her final vote based on a number guessing game disqualified her from consideration.

Brandon's flip stunned viewers and former allies alike. While it appeared to be a carefully meditated move of strategic treachery, Brandon later explained he simply wasn't going to align with someone as odious as Frank. Brandon quickly capitulated back to his allies, but the damage was done. Neither his old alliance nor his new one trusted him, while old enemies like Frank remained. Everyone now viewed him as the groundbreakingly cunning strategist he'd always been, and he was ambushed next. Like several before and after him, Brandon had assembled a case for a return engagement. But that case was weakened by the overstrategizing he made down the stretch along with a disconcertingly lopsided vote-out.

The show's homestretch lacked any semblance of voting intrigue, as the original Boran boringly executed Samburu until they'd consolidated to their original alliance of four power players. That core four of Ethan, Lex, Kim Johnson and Big Tom passed up an opportunity to align with the loathsome Frank (basically the neighbor dad from American Beauty but with even less social skill). If and when I get on the show, social rejects like Frank will constitute my preferred alliances.

Even though the strategy became predictable, Africa remained consistently engrossing. The challenges were often compelling, creative experiences tailored to the environment like rolling huge balls and herding goats, not just obstacle courses and puzzles. Their resonating rewards further highlighted Kenya's enchanting residents, two and four-legged. The players faced legitimately challenging geographic difficulties like obtaining fresh water, fighting dysentery, staying awake all night as lion sentries, and the fear of bothering the dangerous water buffalo. All of it makes you realize how formulaic and non-geographic the current South Pacific iterations of the show have become.

Above all else, Africa remained entertaining because of the personalities of its castaways. Frank's offing left six amiable characters, each seemingly created for television. There was Kim Powers, who elevated the Cutie archetype popularized by Colleen and Elizabeth Hasselbeck to a higher level of acumen and integrity. Then went "T-Bird" Teresa, whose scrupulously honorable vote with Clarence endeared her beyond generations of future goats.

The most TV-ready of them all was Big Tom, a third-generation Virginia farmer whose extraordinary charisma will forever be undermined by explicable but unmistakable bigotry, particularly in the context of current events in the worlds of Survivor and America. A description of his behaviors - wandering eyes, flirtatiously pouring buckets of water on female castaways half his age, the novelty he found in encountering Brandon's sexuality - surely revolts those reading about Big Tom for the first time in 2020.

And here's the part where I apologize for Big Tom's bigotry. Nothing written here can properly contextualize Tom's behaviors in the environment in which he existed, the unwoke culture that was 2001 Survivor. The novelty of Brandon's homosexuality appeared to be just that - pure novelty. Big Tom really had never met an out-of-the-closet homosexual before. His treatment of women wasn't challenged; in fact, it was largely appreciated. Big Tom was wildly popular amongst both the men and women in his tribe. He was the first of his alliance to be knocked out because they all believed he would win Final Tribal. There wasn't a hint of any animosity towards him until the finale, when finalist Kim Johnson apologetically mentioned a hint of sexism she sniffed in the game's final days.

Big Tom is a Survivor relic. Never again will the show consider a character who displays potentially inflammatory misogyny. Casting characters like Big Tom in the era of cancel culture is an unnecessary risk no producer will ever take again. There is no place for ignorance in today's cultural and media landscape. But that means characters like Big Tom won't ever have a chance to grow in front of our eyes, to have their ignorance revealed and replaced. There is ignorance in this world. Hiding it doesn't destroy it. Exposing it, as it was exposed for Big Tom on Survivor, is the first step in eliminating it. Embarrassed by his inability to spell Clarence's name on his voting card, Tom immediately started a reading program for kids called "Reading is The Key to Survival" upon returning home. Tom's hope was for future generations to be a little less ignorant, a little more woke than him.

No matter your opinion of his character, Tom's behavior clearly crossed lines of sexual harassment that would not be tolerated in 2020. No producer can claim Season 39's scandals arrived unexpectedly, not after what Tom did in Africa and Richard Hatch did in All-Stars. Sexual harassment has been a pervasive element of Survivor since its inception. Just as it's been a pervasive element of society since its inception.

With four left, 56 year-old retired teacher Kim Johnson won a castaway trivia challenge to save herself and oust Big Tom. She then defeated two young men - professional athlete Ethan and winner of a zillion consecutive physical immunity challenges, Lex - in a final challenge of pure endurance. Kim actually competed in every challenge contested in Africa. Her trail was blazed a season earlier by Australia's champion, Tina, but Kim appeared to follow that trail with even more tenacity, grace and gratitude. Tina's victory over Australia's Alpha, Colby, came as a surprise to viewers who'd seen him garner double the screentime, challenge belts and accolades. Ethan's Edit was less impressive than Colby's, yet he defeated Kim by a 5-2 margin at Final Tribal. He won Kelly's insipid number guessing game, but still would have carried the day if he'd lost. It was an impressive victory over an impressive final group, yet Ethan rarely did anything impressive on screen. Marketing director Lex handily defeated professional athlete Ethan in challenge after challenge. Kim outclassed him at Final Tribal. Longtime ally Big Tom was more endearing. Ethan owes his victory to measured consistency in his alliances, his demeanor, and especially his vibrant gratitude - depressingly vibrant for those who last saw him withering away on Winners At War's Edge of Extinction. His victory was an afterthought to the geographic, social, strategic and cultural drama exhibited throughout the season.