Sunday, December 16, 2018

Survivor DG: Episode 12

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The epic struggle between Christian and Mike reached its resolution, with the latter winning their war of attrition. The guillotining of Christian illuminated the savvy of the remaining castaways, as they coldly offed their greatest threat the moment the opportunity was presented. This classic season has played out like a George R.R. Martin novel. The most powerful characters have patiently pulled strings from the shadows to topple the world's most featured and charismatic leaders. As in Game of Thrones, the edit has devastatingly misled the audience, endearing us with heroes before stunningly pulling their trapdoors to doom.

We're left with six castaways, perhaps less charming than those they've demolished, but worthy of the final battle. Let's reverse power-rank them in order of their chances of winning.

6. Angelina fancied herself a power player before being humbled into a shapeless burden like the sacks of rice of which she's fashioned her identity. Angelina is a decaf Natalie - disliked and disrespected by all, crippled by undeveloped corporate social skill, abrasiveness and a lack of self-awareness. The difference between Angelina and Natalie is the former lies within three standard deviations of bothersome, so her competitors are willing to tolerate her presence. At this point her competitors all recognize Angelina has no chance of winning at Final Tribal, so each is actually looking to get her there.

5. Kara has a well-rounded resumé including challenge victories, notable moves and backstabs. She's built it without really pissing anyone off except her ex-boyfriend. Yet it's difficult to envision a scenario in which she actually garners the most votes from this jury. It's hard to identify a jury member who would give her the most credit.

4. Nick has been an interesting bob-and-weave player throughout the season, forming corny-nicknamed alliances he appeared to be on the submissive end of but wasn't. At times it appeared his mind was coming unhinged. At times his partnerships seemed to be flagging. He botched his idol in the last episode. He's never dominated, but he does have enough feathers in his cap to convince the Jury of his worth. And convincing juries is what Nick does for a living.

3. Davie has played a world-class game. He's crafted trustworthy relationships without compromising his purpose. He's performed at challenges without attracting a bullseye. He's turned difficult situations on their heads. He's played the short game concurrently with the long. He's a player who could function in any group with any season. Davie is a truly awesome player. His problem is he was on the wrong side of the Christian vote and he's been identified by Lord Varys as next to go.

2. Alison likely hasn't done enough to distinguish herself to the Jury, but there is still time. Could Alison get to Final Tribal as part of a late Female Goliath Alliance and then upend Kara? Absolutely. Could she go on a convincing run of immunities and blindsides down the stretch? Certainly. Does she have the stones to sever the correct throats at the right moment? Without question.

1. Mike is a masterful strategic/social player in the vein of Richard Hatch and Cirie Fields. It takes great finesse to call the shots while letting others think they're calling the shots but still get credit for calling the shots at the end. Mike has been the puppet master throughout. He's disarmed his opponents instead of skirmishing with them. Mike will consider who he should take to Final Tribal more carefully and skillfully than anyone else. But when you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. Mike's time in the shadows is coming to a close, and he will have difficulty functioning out in the light.

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A to Z have a humongous lead and I'm not smart enough to figure out if it's prohibitive. I am pretty sure it will be their team or ours, and we'll need Mike to win it. Possibly in a sweep. 

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Survivor DG: Eps 11 (or Comcast says it's Eps 12, but whatever). This one -> So smart they're dumb

Guest blogger Doug here. It's late and I am waking up early tomorrow morning for a trip (in about 3 hours), but I had previously been told during a Top Chef fantasy draft dinner that this was a fairly strategically heavy episode, so my enthusiasm is high! Sleep can be sacrificed for good Survivor!

The episode starts with Nick pissed and regretting saving Christian in previous tribals. This is short-lived as the producers want to go straight to a family love reward challenge. Jeff says 5 words and we are there.

My take on the family interactions:

  • Davie's mom is awesome and their relationship seems awesome, but her other kids have to be a bit hurt by her calling out Davie as her favorite awesome kid on national television. I have been liking Davie more and more each episode and wish I would have taken him in the draft because he is mostly awesome. Like his mom. And their awesome relationship. 
  • Alison and her mom look nothing alike. We get no further details about their deal.
  • Kara's brother shows. She tells the plain truth that she would like to consider some contestants as real friends, but you never know who is faking it. This is a core Survivor trait that really messes some contestants up. She concludes that the best part about family is you know they are really on your side. True story. 
  • Nick's dad seems cool. Proclaims it's "What you give, not what you have." I like it, but we'll see if it helps Nick in the game at all. 
  • Gabby's mom arrives. Nothing of note there, except she confirms how much reassurance Gabby constantly needs. 
  • Angelina's mom clears the bushes. Starts off normal enough. Then there is a political call-out/reminder from Angelina that she sacrificed "her life" for rice for the good of the tribe. As if they had pre-practiced, her mom politician-ed for her right after this to the group. Quite a weird interaction given they haven't seen each other in however long. 
  • Mike's boyfriend Josh arrives. They give each other a friend-hug that didn't look like they had been together for 6 years. Their choice? CBS? A mix? Seemed VERY restrained and a bit odd. 
  • Christian's GF comes out next. He very awkwardly proclaims something about his beard's presence. Then awkwardly introduces her to Jeff. Then they took way too long to hug. Christian apologizes for how long the game is. He is lovingly awkward and gets emotional when she starts to walk away from him. Then he explains why and nails it. Guy is crushing this season and has to be a lock for Fan Favorite. 

Jeff pushes forward to the challenge like these family members didn't just get done with 19+ hours of travel. He antagonizes Angelina about not winning a challenge and starting in last place, again.

Angelina and Nick end up coming from dead last to "win" the chance to alienate some alliance members by choosing (1) person to join them in the family love reward. An easy choice of Davie is made. Then just like my and Zack's childhood soccer coach telling the team to take "1 more lap" around the field (over and over again, damn liar), Jeff tells the winning pair that they get to choose (1) more person (again) and kinda surprisingly another seemingly easy choice of Mike is made. Angelina says she "loves" Mike as he accepts the reward. No one believes her. Christian legitimately tells everyone to have a great time in the reward as the "losers" family members vanish and the barge feast begins. Everyone believes him. 

Barg feast - Lots of final 4 talk. Davie doesn't buy it and immediately identifies himself as #4 of the "final four". Back at camp, Gabby thinks Christian is playing her, based off his interaction with his GF. Gabby starts talking about bouncing Christian to "Slay her #1 ally" and make a big move solely for herself.

Immunitty challenge time - balance on beam with a pole / bucket of water overhead, etc.

  • Mike out first
  • Angelina doing some weird breathing 
  • After Angelina is out she starts helping Nick
  • Christian awesomely calls Angelina and posse out and gets no help
  • Davie gets beat by a damn fly (probably paid off by Angelina somehow)
  • Kara wins and is astoundingly good at challenges that she doesn't have to move much


Now the post immunity challenge scramble:

  • Alison calls out how hard it is to get Christian out
  • Gabby correctly says shes needs to get Christian out 
  • Nick is pissed about Christian betraying him and says he needs to get Christian out because he is "dead to him"
  • Davie is the spoiler. Wants Christian as a sheild. 
    • I love that Davie is playing his own game, but he is drawing dead against Christian and this strategy only makes sense if he plans to eliminate Christian later in the game
  • Christian pretends to repair the relationship with Nick
And immediately to Tribal and more bullet points as I realize how little sleep I will be getting tonight:
  • Standard Jeff questions
  • Nothing super important except pretty much every jury member confirms that they are voting for Christian for the win 
  • Christian stares down his competitors after the vote and plays his idol. Boss move. 
  • The jury again confirms he is crushing (and they are right) 


Gabby goes home after the correct idol play. Mike and Angelina's votes against Gabby win out over Christian's vote against Alison. Alison survives another tribal where she gets the 2nd most votes needed to send someone home. 7 left.

The "So smart they're dumb" episode title aptly applies to one of the people it was placed upon, but not the other. "Awkward" wins out over "only recently found confidence".

I'd give my analysis of the final 7 but it is time to go to bed. I will end this blog with 2 things (and more bullets):

  • The previews for next episode now have me worried about Christian actually getting voted out because they showed everyone else BUT him getting their name thrown out
    • Potential props to Mike for telling Nick TO HIS FACE that he has to go home next 
  • My DoW vote goes to:
    • Anyone that influenced Mike and his BF's interaction negatively
    • Carl's glare
    • But for the actual points, Angelina. Because. She. Sucks. 
I'm out. Viva Mexico. Thomas, kill the next blog post! 




***Reminder to Michal to double check the Dan idol play points and make sure they weren't double counted. ***

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Survivor DG: Eps 9 & 10

A couple of big episodes to get into here, and I'm probably not going to do it justice. But we can at least cover the major points:

Episode 9's Tribal Council: Terrible decision-making by the Davids to use the vote steal AND the idol nullifier. If  they had the advantage in votes and knew that Dan was going to play his idol, then just vote out a different Goliath! Dan misplays his idol and Alison or Mike goes home. Everyone wins... except, you know, Dan and Mike/Alison. I think that Carl just couldn't sit on that advantage any longer. It was burning a hole in his pocket and he just couldn't wait to show everyone what a badass strategizer he was.

The idol nullifier is an advantage that is so powerful you really need to hold on to that puppy until you're down to 5-6 players. I might even give you 7 players left. But playing it anytime outside of that range is a misplay no matter the outcome.

Gabby: As soon as Dan went home Gabby jumped at the chance to become the most intolerable castaway left on the island. I agree with Moon that when Angelina went on that sexism rant it was a misinterpretation of the situation. (I also think that Angelina self-perception is MILES apart from how the rest of the world sees her. It's fascinating to watch. I imagine it's hard to live with on a tiny island though.) Gabby is doing the exact same thing now too. She thinks that everyone's just being sexist & labeling her as an emotional blubbering player because she's a woman. Nope. They are labeling you as that because that's exactly what you are.

Alec: I'll miss you man!! If you don't come back for an All-Stars season I will make Bag tweet Probst to complain. And maybe I will too. This is a guy who so truly loves the game of Survivor that he almost passed out rather than risk going home. And the thought of going home when NOT being blindsided was one of the most upsetting things in his life. He's a complete Survivor package and will be at the top of any of my draft lists if/when he returns.

The Blog: Is starting to get hard to keep up with again. (I'm so predictable.) Any chance someone can guest-blog next week? Moon? Also, big kudos to all the comments from the last post. I couldn't agree more (with almost all of them). Patrick Stewart applauds Alec, but also you!

Food Rewards: I appreciate that these people are starving out there. But I think people need to be more cautious around these food rewards. Too much boozing, and far too much barfing in this episode! Maybe winning these challenges isn't actually a reward if you're just going to verbal & literal diarrhea all over the place afterwards....

Moon, if you ever goes on Survivor I'll be cheering for you to lose all these late-game reward challenges. Just looking out for you.

The Ladies: Were outnumbered two to one after Elizabeth was sent home post-merge. Things were looking grim for the #MeToo movement. But now we're all even again with a 4:4 ratio. Count me surprised, I thought it'd be an all-male cast going into the final 5. Does a woman have a decent chance to win the whole thing? Errrm, outlook not good....

Power Rankings:

8. Angelina: the albatross of the season. If she joins your alliance it's a sure thing that it'll all fall apart the next day.

7. Gabby: see above. And even if you believe she'll successfully back-stab Christian per the previews, even that wouldn't be enough for her to earn respect from her fellow castaways. (Also I don't see that happening.)

6. Davie: he's having some good moments & personal triumphs, but this guy is playing far too simple a game to have a chance to win. Would be a decent person to bring with you to final tribal though...

5. Kara: Kara's impressed me over the last few episodes. She's been playing a good social game, trying to see all her options. She's been in a bad position lately but hasn't been marked as a target once. I'm rooting for her!

4. Nick: Not a good sign that he wasn't included in the Carl vote-out decision. His closest allies used to be Christian & Mike, so what happened there? Still, I think he's adaptable & could rally a counter-strike. Plus he's got that idol that only he & Davie know about.

3. Alison: One of the most well-connected players left. I think her challenge prowess is hugely overrated, but her social game may be underrated. I love that "the timing just feels right" for this David/Goliath blurred line (yuck, please stop saying this Survivor) alliance now that Alison is the one in danger. When it was David after David on the chopping block there was no movement. But now... well, now is obviously the right time for Alison to prove her loyalty to Christian & Gabby! How on earth did Gabby & Christian buy that?

2. Mike: Still considering all his options & I'd argue the most strategic player left in the game now that Alec is gone. I think he's playing a little too emotional as demonstrated by voting out Annoying Carl over Alison the Threat. But this could be the result of more than that, including a) thinking through the pecking order either way and/or b) that "trust the threat you know" mentality that the Goliaths have been stuck in all season.

1. Christian: I don't think he's as strategically savvy as everyone thinks he is. But I do think he's playing a stellar social game & I loved his attitude during the 6-hour long endurance challenge. Willpower at this point in the season could be all it takes to win the whole game.


DOW:
Angelina. You sure are a piece of work.





Thursday, November 15, 2018

Survivor DG: Episodes 7 & 8

It's a post-merge world in Survivor "and now the real game begins" (said at least 1 castaway on every season of Survivor ever). These were a pretty interesting couple episodes, with a few of my highlights recounted here:


  • Elizabeth v. Angelina = what a n00b-fest. Elizabeth told Gabby that she'd save herself by blowing Angelina's secret at Tribal Council and Gabby totally backed that up. If Gabby knows anything about Survivor (and I'm not sure she does), sound advice here would have been to make these kinds of moves on the beach. Vote changes once you're at Tribal Council almost never happen. I'd assumed that Gabby encouraged this because it made her life easier - she supported a friend while also advancing her own plans with her Stealth Force 6 Alliance. But I think I was giving Gabby too much credit.
  • Alec. Dude's just crushing it. Everyone both trusts & distrusts him at the same time (how is that possible?), he has the most alliances, the most options for game play, a lot of flexibility, etc. Also he's a challenge beast. His current point earnings don't fully reflect how valuable this pony is. That plus his fabulous Probst lip-syncing last episode makes me seriously regret not drafting him. He should be a shoo-in if they ever do an All Stars season again - are you listening Survivor producers??
  • Gabby is a disaster. But Dan is the wooooorst.
  • Mayhem! It's a lawless world out there now that the resident Mayor was deposed in a shocking bout of collateral damage. Did not see that coming.
  • The Davids love each other. Seriously, I'm not sure they're playing optimal game strategy. I think they really bonded during the first week of the show (with the exception of Elizabeth) & are just plain looking out for each other. I'm not saying that Davie's save of Christian was the wrong move -- actually I think it was brilliant.
  • Trending up. Kara looked like a beast in the reward challenge, and if she finally realizes that Dan is dragging her down I'd be pretty thrilled about her.
  • Trending down. Not sure Mike fully thought through the implications of turning on Christian & what the consequences would be if he lost. I'm still not sure what those consequences will be myself, but it should be a fun next episode when we watch the fall out!

DOW:

Dan Douchechacho. I just can't stand you, bro. So glad you lost points for that idol mis-play.

Monday, November 5, 2018

Survivor DG: Episode 6

So there I was, feeling like a ge-ge-genius in my analysis of last episode & then it turns out it was all for a coat. Sigh. And back to the ranks of pedestrian Survivor blogger I go...

No time for a full-blown blog this week, especially considering I'm already 5 days late, so please check the spreadsheet for updated scores. You'll be shocked - shocked! - to see that the gap between Bag and MoonBee v. the rest of us has only grown wider. Also got the unnecessary confirmation from producers that Eric doesn't know what he's doing.

Player Rankings, not including those living on Ponderosa (fabulous exit interview though, Lyrsa):


13. Elizabeth - No one likes her and she doesn't do well with conflict. Not seeing a big future here.

12. Carl - This guy is doing nothing & won't likely earn many points from here on out. I like his hat though.

11. Gabby - I think everyone likes Gabby more than me. I enjoy her as a person but I think she's a sub-par Survivor player. The teenager in me is tickled by the Nerd Love storyline though.

10. Dan - Brochacho's going to be a huge target post-merge. He's got his hidden 2nd idol in his pocket, but I think his lips are going to loosen up once he's back with Kara. I'm predicting a botched idol play in Dan's future, though likely not as epic as James the Gravedigger's.

9. Kara - not sure what kind of alliances she has left with that all-female trio crashing & burning. Actually that's pretty much the story of all the women on this season...

8. Angelina - keeping up with the theme of our team, Angelina came in aggressive & arrogant this season. Not advisable, as the casualty toll is proving for this style of play. I think the merge is coming at a great time for her game, though.

7. Alison - I liked her more before she got airtime this week. Her "I'm such an amazingly awesome, better-than-anyone-else doctor because I really feel for the little guy" spiel really fell flat for me. (If you couldn't tell.) Still, at least she's considering all of her alliance options and is clearly thinking strategy without making that abundantly clear to everyone else.

6. Alec - playing a cannier game than I would have ever given him credit for at the draft. However, he's a huge challenge threat & I'm not sure how much people will trust him. Watch out for an early post-merge exit, but if he can survive the next couple episodes he could do very well.

5. Davie - still has potential, though we haven't seen much from him lately. I'm excited to see him in a post-merge world.

4. John - I guess it's time: Ab-raham Lincoln is playing a pretty flawless game. At least provided he can distance himself from the bro-fest that Dan is cultivating. That's going to be dangerous. 

3. Nick - Nick is the dark horse to win this whole thing. Lots of quiet alliances going on, willing to defer to allies when it's not going to cost him too much. Not drawing too much attention as a player, but is definitely scheming.

2. Christian - rumors of his demise (from the "next time on Survivor") are likely to be greatly exaggerated. Guys' got a good set of alliances, is going to have a great character arc story to share if he gets to final tribal, might even leave with a girlfriend.

1. Mike - see all previous posts for more details.


DOW:
Angelina.

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Survivor DG: Episode 5

I'm stating the obvious here and basically repeating what Moon already said... but with all 6 players left in the game & an 18+ point advantage against the rest of the field that has a measly 4 castaways, this is more of a cage match than a melee.

Sorry guys, the cage is full.

So rather than beat a dead horse or discuss my opinions about one small town mayor, let's discuss Natalie. Yay!

On the list of "people we'd be most devastated to find living in our Survivor camp" Natalie is absolutely a Top 5. She might even been the Queen Bee. Other top contenders for me include J'Tia (rice burner) and Brandon Hantz (unhinged). (Some might also list Philip Jessum Herring here, but they are obviously mistaken.) There's always a decent contingent of lazy or bossy castaways, but they are rarely in combination or quite as extreme as Natalie is... err, was.

The fact that Natalie lasted all the way to day 15 (I think) is a true testament to what makes Survivor great. You may wake up ever day dreading the inevitable interactions you will have with 20% of the people living in your camp under the most intense living conditions ever. But you will keep that person around because you'd rather hate your life in the short term to give yourself even a slightly better chance to get a million dollars in the long term.

With that being said, reaching that logical point isn't something everyone is capable of, including Lyrsa and Natalia to name a couple. And even if you're already thinking that far ahead - Angelina - it's a flaw in your logic not to take into account how these other contestants will view your opinion on the matter:


  1. "The masses" can't stand living with Natalie
  2. You see the advantage of doing so and use your influence to keep Natalie around
  3. Now the masses can't stand Natalie, are mad at you for making them continue to live with her, and realize that you care more about strategy than them as people
  4. You are a threat and one of the sources of their misery. The masses vote you out. 

This is where you see the difference in caliber of player. Lyrsa & Natalia made it to Step #1. Angelina made it to Step #2. Good, but not good enough. I think that Mike made saw ahead to Step #4 and decided to take a different path. He made the right move & Angelina took a big mis-step. Here's how he crushed it:

  • Mike pacified the masses, building goodwill with the Davids but still keeping the door open with Goliaths since he only voted out someone that they all hated anyway
  • As soon as Natalia was voted out, all Goliaths should have re-thought their game plan. Even if they go in even numbers or up 1 to the merge, it's clear that allegiances have changed. Kara & Alec made that abundantly clear through facial expressions at the reward challenge. So you need to assume that when Natalia when home you also lost Alec. That means that you weren't sitting at 8 Goliaths v. 7 Davids last episode, you were sitting at 7 Goliaths v. 7 Davids + 1 Alec. If that's where you stand, doesn't it also make sense for you to flip on the Goliaths and join the majority?
  • You've now opened the door to playing both sides, aka putting yourself exactly where you want to be. Once you hit the merge, Goliaths would need to focus on taking out Davids rather than you if you've re-aligned yourself with them... or vice versa. Buying you time to build trust, make friendships, and open the door to more options for game play.
  • At this point in Survivor, I think it's actually more risky to stick with your original alliance after that first tribal swap than to switch sides. When there are 3 tribes competing is the best time to make these moves as you're at the time that you're least likely to have to go to tribal council at all. When you have that opportunity, make a big move & it's unlikely you'll be back anytime soon to suffer the repercussions. 

To me, this episode showed that Mike is best player in the game.

Other points of disagreement/adjustment in Moon's power rankings (which overall were excellent): Gabby is seriously overrated. If she can't overcome her intimidation after having lived 5+ days with these Goliaths, she's pretty much screwed. Elizabeth & Alec should be bumped up the list - though I wouldn't have said that before watching last night's episode. I don't think Alec is as smart or savvy as Mike but I do think he had more thought process to his decision last week than he was given credit for. And I loved that Elizabeth was wary of Kara after the vote. They'd bonded early so I thought she'd fall for that "I trust you more than Alec" spiel, but she was having none of it. Good on ye, Sheila.


The Teams:
Bag & Andrea "My team is actually good" - 79 points
  • Christian (12 pts)
  • Dan (22 pts)
  • Davie (15 pts)
  • Alec (10 pts)
  • Kara (10 pts)
  • Elizabeth (10 pts)
Moon & Melissa "Taking Pickle to Slamtown" - 60 points
  • John (12 pts)
  • Gabby (12 pts)
  • John (12 pts)
  • Mike (8 pts)
  • Mike (8 pts)
  • Nick (8 pts)
Doug & Bri "Maybe I can't drive, but at least I can draft" - 46 points
  • Christian (12 pts)
  • Dan (22 pts)
  • Alison (12 pts)
  • [Bi (-5 pts)]
  • [Bi (-5 pts)]
  • Elizabeth (10 pts)
Michal & Ben "Get Out" - 42 points
  • [Natalia (0 pts)]
  • Davie (15 pts)
  • Angelina (7 pts)
  • Carl (10 pts)
  • [Jeremy (0 pts)]
  • Carl (10 pts)
Eric "I have no idea what I'm doing" - 32 points
  • [Natalia (0 pts)]
  • Gabby (12 pts)
  • [Jessica (-6 pts)]
  • Kara (10 pts)
  • Lyrsa (8 pts)
  • Lyrsa (8 pts)
Phil "Missed the draft, but I bet he cooked something amazing" - 31 points
  • Angelina (7 pts)
  • Alec (5 pts)
  • Alison (5 pts)
  • [Jessica (-5 pts)]
  • Nick (5 pts)
  • [Jeremy (0 pts)]
Natalie "It's MY coat" - 10 points
  • [Natalie (5 pts)]
  • [Natalie (5 pts)]

Power Rankings:
  1. Bagdrea: Seriously this is the dream team. Maybe switch out Kara for Mike & I see zero flaws. Dan is dumb but an idol magnet. Christian has the character arc story. Alec brings in challenge points. Davie has a chance to go deep. Even Elizabeth is proving her worth. 
  2. MoonBee: See above. I'm with Doug on the Mayor's potential protein deficiency, and being a huge target post-merge. But he's absolutely playing a better social game than I ever could have expected. With that being said, I apologize for nothing.






  3. Phil: This team has a good head on its collective shoulders. Nick is still a twerp with his dumb alliance names but I very much appreciate his response to Natalie's coat bullying. 
  4. Michal & Ben: Who knows, maybe Carl is in it to win it!
  5.  Doug & Bri: With Bagdrea's team being so dominant and there being so much overlap in their teams, Doug & Bri essentially have no way to win. Unless it turns out that Alison can turn on her Rage function a la Dungeons & Dragons, and go on a huge point-earning tear.
  6. Eric: Eeeee.


DoW:

Natalie, for the last time!

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Survivor DG: Episode 4


Michal's greatest mistake wasn't drafting Natalia with her first pick. It was letting me write the blog this week.

I took great satisfaction in Natalia's exit. Imagine drafting that self-sabotaging hellion ahead of a deep, multifaceted, charismatic player like John.

Okay. The intention of this post isn't actually to trash our blog mother. Her remaining team appears pretty strong, she and her husband have crushed the pool recently and they own all of the pool's long-time records. Plus, she's a pretty cool lady. Most importantly, I'm getting maximal satisfaction out of watching Michal begrudgingly raise our team's power ranking week-by-week. I wish she could do the blog this week, because she's a terrific writer and because she'd have to painfully realize our team has 1.5x the members and 2x the points of hers. Perturbed as she might be, Michal would have a hard time ranking us lower than second this week. I'll just have to imagine her shaking her head disgustedly, gritting her teeth and placing us second behind A to Z.

This post is going to be a power rankings, but of the individual kind. Team power rankings wouldn't be insightful right now as two horses have moved way out in front, at least in terms of remaining players and points scored. Check the spreadsheet if you want to jealously gaze up at our huge leads. This is a power rankings of all the players, including the departed.


BUSTO: Jessica
Sometimes youngsters have the maturity of last year's Michael and sometimes they haven't graduated beyond narcissism and abrasiveness. Jessica was the latter. A lousy mid-round pick.

BUSTO: Jeremy
I really loved the Jeremy Experience but the man just couldn't control himself. He was the maniac in the poker tournament who won ten of the first fifteen hands and busted before the first break.

BUSTO: Bi
Let's not write a revisionist history about what a strong player Bi was before her unlucky injury. Bi was never going anywhere in this game. She was a bit of a hothead and didn't appear to be forging solid alliances. But of course it was unlucky for Bri & Doug to have her depart this early. The rules give -5 points for med-evackers and 0 to -10 points for quitters, determined by pool vote. I'm not exactly sure how this works, but if I'm voting, I would give Bi -3 points. If it's a binary 0 or -10, I would give her 0.

BUSTO: Natalia
Natalia had the appearance of a strong player, but those who investigated beyond the surface found a concerning underbelly of arrogance and pushiness. Her early exit was entirely self-inflicted. All she had to do was throw Alec the slightest bone and he would have been happy to make the easy vote with her and Kara. At least she had the self-awareness to admit she blew it in her bustout interview.

15. Natalie
Could a mature, self-assured player grab Natalie and use her as a coattail-riding vote deep into the game? I doubt it. She's just too abrasive. Nobody likes her.

14. Lyrsa
She's certainly capable of making a run if everything breaks right, but Lyrsa doesn't appear capable of winning challenges, rousing votes or garnering respect at Final Tribal.

13. Elizabeth
I'm not giving Elizabeth credit for turning the tables and upsetting Natalia. I'm giving Natalia credit for that, helped by an overeager...

12. Alec
Smug in his backstab of Natalia, Alec may have signed his own death warrant while trying to build his resumé. Now all the Goliaths know he can't be trusted. With Carl joining the Orange Tribe, Alec is no sure bet to even survive the next vote. Sometimes the dumb surfer guy is actually a disarmingly shrewd charmer like Jay and sometimes the dumb surfer guy is just a dumb surfer guy.

11. Nick
The Kentucky lawyer has a thing for alliances with stronger males and a thing for corny nicknames for those alliances. The Rockstar Alliance isn't particularly clever or particularly staunch, but it's good enough to give us a team name to replace #vytas. We're the Slamtown Rockstars. At least until we think of something better.

10. Alison
We haven't seen or heard much from Alison. She seems unlikely to ruffle many feathers or make a serious push at the million bucks.

9. Dan
Dumb Dan bemoaned being separated from his girlfriend, but it was the best thing that could have happened to him. Dan landed on the powerhouse Green tribe where he should continue to accumulate points and build relationships. In the unlikely event of a Green loss, Dan could be their first to go.

8. Kara
She's sharp enough to appreciate the separation from Dan, but the switch didn't go well for Kara. She was the only one who stuck with Natalia and would appear to be Orange's next target. I think Kara is calm and savvy enough to mend things with Alec - or help arrange his demise.

7. Mike
He's proven he can hang with the kids and he's proven his strategic acumen. My issue with Mike is the same issue he identified - he's on the Purple tribe which figures to be making frequent Tribal Council appearances.

6. Carl
Cool new twist with the "Idol Nullifier." It's the rare advantage that's optimized by sharing with others. It will be interesting to see how it's employed by Carl and his pals. His stay on Exile Island shouldn't hurt him, as he's re-entering the game onto a tribe without set alliances. Plus it would be a surprise for Orange to return to Tribal before Purple.

5. Angelina
She did land on Purple, but it would be an upset to see Angelina removed from her tribe before Natalie or other Purples. I'm concerned she might be a little too headstrong, a little too unnecessarily influential, but it wouldn't be surprised to see Angelina head a post-merge female alliance down the stretch.

4. John
The Mayor of Slamtown is doing everything a contender should be doing at this stage. He doesn't complain, he doesn't ruffle feathers, he gets screentime, he's shown charisma and self-awareness, he's linked up with the right people, he's on the powerhouse tribe and he hasn't yet displayed a protein problem.

3. Gabby
Gabby is a little tough to evaluate at this point, as she's had some emotional struggles and considers herself first on the chopping block of her tribe. But that is the powerhouse tribe, she has the strongest alliance in the game with its strongest player and she knows how to talk to people. The edit suggests a deep run.

2. Davie
It seems elementary, but most castaways can't keep their idols to themselves. Davie has managed to do it so far - and managed to negotiate disadvantageous tribe swap & council without using that idol. He deftly manipulated Goliath-weighted Orange to a Natalia vote without any fanfare - a sign of great social skill.

1. Christian
Christian has been the most powerful castaway since day one. He's also gotten the most airtime. Seemingly everyone wants to ally with him. His alliances are so intimate betrayal seems unlikely. He's already building a resumé for Final Tribal and figures to garner plenty of points along the way with his puzzle prowess. Christian went 1/2 in the draft and I assume that's where he'd go if we re-drafted tomorrow.